If you are not into objectifying Channing Tatum on his 37th birthday, then THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
his abs him.
Channing has been dancing his way into our hearts and sexual fantasies almost as long as I can remember wearing training bras. And, if today isnt the perfect day to celebrate his impeccable dance moves, truly stunning physical stature and honest-to-God great personality, then I dont want to be wearing a bra at all or something.
From being open and honest about his past as an exotic dancer, to his continuous outpouring of love for his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum, to all the ways he makes fun of himself Channing: Its safe to say youre one hot dude.
Here are ten times Channing was too hot to handle.
That time we were all introduced to him in the movie Step Up and he rocked tank tops like it was his job.
And when he just danced the day away with his wife-to-be for the rest of the movie.
Plus, like, all the times hes been so obsessed with his baby mama ever since.
Oh, of course then Magic Mike happened.
Oh, oh, oh! THEN Magic Mike XXL happened!
Then there was that timewe found out he was really hilarious in the movie 21 Jump Street.
And the time he had a ball with an interviewer who had to communicate via technology.
He also stole our hearts whenhe lip sync battled his wife and dressed asa gorgeous Beyonc.
AND that time he was a perfect Disney princess.
And of course, thistime he just gave it to us straight.
Channing,Id tell you I wish you 37 more years of 37 more abs, but you dont need it. You have enough abs to last you, and all of us, the rest of our lives.
Happy birthday, you sweet, sweet prince.